Take a stand.

I did a really geek-equivalent-of-blonde thing yesterday. We were signing a card for the family that kept us by Jesse Rem in music, and I wrote "Mrs. Saleski stories. " The scarifying fact is that I wrote a colon[:] and a capital D. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I further condemned myself to nerdy-dom by writing an EMOTICON with a PEN on a card.

Man, I gotta spend more time outside.