I've been dragged into this crazy quiz. OFFICIALLY blognapped from J-J-J-Jenna (squeakyclean), although I was considering it soon as our dear Laura (wateroverwine) put it into hers.

So here goes nothin', folks.

Part One:
Have you ever had a song written about you? Quite. Dollar Menu Dominance. Drew wrote it for alls of us. Kinda.
What song makes you cry? Don't rightly reckon there is one, mate.
What song makes you happy? Circle of Life, Hit Me Baby (...One More Time)
What do you like to listen to before bed? Matt T. and the Earthquakes

Part Two:
HEIGHT: 5'10"
HAIR COLOR: If I wash it, blondish. However, "grease" is the word, my friends.
SKIN COLOR: Peach (you know, like the crayon EVERYONE uses for people...at least I did)
EYE COLOR: blue
PIERCINGS: Nada one.
TATTOOS: I'd get one, but I know I'd kick myself for whatever it was in approximately 2.53 years. 'Cept maybe the big MB somewhere...uh..."special". Haha.
Right Now:
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Deh Faded Jeans Of Mastery
WHAT SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? mom's sorority shirt from the 80's
SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Treephort - Why Do Fat Kids Like Metallica
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: My mouth tastes like...emails.
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: No freakin' clue, mate.
HOW ARE YOU? Sicklyish.
Do you:
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: HAH. No.
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: NOT doing school all day.

Favorite...
CONDITIONER: It's built into my intensely Pert Plus anti-dandruff shampoo, yo.
MAGAZINE: Popular Science. Hands DOWN.
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: 'Nilla Coke and Dr. Pepper
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Not a clue.
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Open mic night. Play shows, if I can.
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: Five Iron Frenzy. Roper's new band is pretty hott, too.
Have you:
BROKEN THE LAW: Heh. Shhhhhh...(I'm a nerd, I like to..."experiment"
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: Not that I can 'member.
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: Can't recall. Don't think I have.
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Can someone say "naked watersliding"? (Fellow males: it hurts, give up now)
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: *dialing in background* Uh...yes! Oh, definately.

USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: to buy MaidenChina.Net, word!
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: Kinda hard being homeschooled. Or VERY easy.
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: No, but I have woken up on the toilet. (I was having a "crappy" night. *obnoxious self-chortling*
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: Hah. Yes. In a very short skirt too, I might add.
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: I would. Don't know if I have yet, but I would.
Love:
Boyfriend: Hmm. This makes me think maybe this isn't the quiz for me. Oh well, sallying forth!
SEXUALITY: Straight as an arrow. (You KNOW there ain't no homo arrows)
CHILDREN: The coolest kids have 3 siblings.
CURRENT CRUSH: Well, if you just absolutely MUST know, it isn't a potential boyfriend, but that's the most lead I'll give you.
BEEN IN LOVE?: Eh, I have not a freakin' clue. I always figured the "with" part of the phrase was important...can't be in love WITH someone if they aren't there with you too. So I guess not.
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: Not really. But my "love life" *bursts into violent laughter at the sheer ridiculousness of the phrase* hasn't been all too bustley.
BEEN HURT?: Broke my collarbone once. Yes, I KNOW that's not what you're asking. What kind of stupid question is this?
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: ...is pretty retarded. I'm sure I won't mind it in a few years.
MADE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: Gotta go with a fat 'no' on this one.
Random:
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: Heck, I own my own company. Don't have any business, but does that REALLY matter?
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: CD players are below me, fiend. *nerdy giggle*
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?: Cobalt.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: Music. People. Dancing at the fridge, knowing that even my beautiful serenading still won't mean there's anything to EAT in there.
WHO MAKES YOU THE HAPPIEST?: Laura, Jess, Dad, Favitz, Ben, Deh Jerk; heck, EVERYBODY.
Have you ever:
1. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: Heck yes.
2. WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: Hah. Welcome to my life. Except I more often "assume" than "know," precisely. (I'm an optimist, gimme a break )
3. BROKEN A BONE: One. However, I failed to notice and kept snowboarding anyway.
4. DRANK ALCOHOL: Nope.
5. LIED: I must say, I'm apalled. (And yes.)
6. CRIED IN SCHOOL: Eh, probably not.

Yes or No:
You keep a diary: I have one from when I was 8 with a bunch of illegible, yet intense schematic drawings. I was WAY cooler when I was little.
You have a secret journal: There are a few "just-me" entries on here.
You set your watch a few minutes ahead: Heck NO! Blasphemy!
You bite your fingernails: No, but I do tear them off every so often.
You believe in love: Why would I wait if I didn't believe?

Do You:
Take a shower everyday: Yet again, a hearty laugh and a solid NO.
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Want to get married: I'm looking forward to it, yes.
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Think you're a health freak?: I really need to take a quiz aimed at my own gender, I do believe.
Get along with your parents: Quite well. (Except when I don't take out the trash. Then Dad gets his "crazy eyes"
Favorite:
NUMBER: 15.
COLOR: Green.
DAY: Thursday.
MONTH: November.
SONG: Hey Jude--Them Bowl-Cutted Buggers
FOOD: Frozen pizza, sucka.
SEASON: Spring.
SPORT: Uh...oh jeez, this is a GIRL quiz and I don't even have an answer. How about...croquet! Score, that'll do.
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VEGGIE: The fresh baby spinaches.
FRUIT: Blueberries.
FAST FOOD: Wendy's.

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU:
CRIED? Yeah, but only 'cause I looked at this weird hypnotic yellow thing.
HELPED SOMEONE? Hope so.
BOUGHT SOMETHING? Yes.
GOTTEN SICK? Always.
GONE TO THE MOVIES? Nope.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? Kindof. Yes.
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? Indeed. I'll bet I love YOU, if you made it this far.
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? Pssh. Paper is SO 1995.
TALKED TO AN EX? Haha, maybe if I, you know, HAD one.
MISSED AN EX? Heck no, I don't miss ANY of MY exes. Not a one.
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? Well, if I wrote, no one would be able to READ it.
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU "CRUSH" ON? Indeed.
MISSED SOMEONE? Quite.
HUGGED SOMEONE? Yes.
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? Not a once.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? Nope.

WOULD YOU EVER:
1. Eat a bug? Yes.
2. Bungee jump? Yes.
3. Hang glide? HECK yes!
4. Kill someone? I'd rather just shoot them in the kneecaps or something, and only if they were mercilessly beating me.
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? Quite a no.
7. Parachute from a plane? It's called "skydiving," fiend. And very yes.
8. Walk on hot coals? I'd give it a go.
9. Go out with someone for their looks? Eh, you'll find good people will start to look good once you know them. Well, I'LL find that. The rest of America seems a tad screwy.
10. For their reputation? *bursts into more violent laughter*
11. Be a vegetarian? That's sick.
12. Wear plaid with stripes? Heck yes!
13. IM a stranger? And the reason why not would be...?
14. Sing karaoke? Hahahahaha. Yes. Don't know who would ever LISTEN, but hey!
15. Get drunk? In an exceptionally controlled environment, MAYBE, just to see how it is. You know, because I'M a SCIENTIST.
16. Shoplift? I stole a Push-Pop once when I was like 4, but I took it back and said I was sorry. And cried a lot.
17. Run a red light? I shall try my best not to.
18. Dye your hair blue? If I had the money...it is a TAD overdone, though. I'm going for purple, fo shizzle.
19. Be on Survivor? Pssh.
20. Wear makeup in public? I'll admit, I have. (Wasn't my fault though, haha)
21. NOT wear makeup in public? Well...yes. *loud gasp*
22. Make someone cry? Aw, I hate it when that happens.
23. Kick a baby? Who writes these?! Die, sick fiend!
24. Date someone more than ten years older then you? Probably not.
25. Stay up all through the night? Always.
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: NONE, FIENDS.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?: FUN THINGS.
When / What was the last...:
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YOU GOT A REAL LETTER?: TODAY
YOU GOT E-MAIL: TODAY
THING YOU PURCHASED: SLIM JIMS
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: TIMECOP
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: ROBOTS (sucked.)
WHOS THE LAST PERSON(s) YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT?: SMASHMOUTH
Your Thoughts On...
ABORTION: Terrible.
TEENAGE SMOKING: Semi-understandable, but stupid.
SPICE GIRLS:
LOVE: FIND IT, KEEP IT.
YOUR FRIENDS: AWESOME KIDS, THEY IS.

I AM: THE MOSHERBOY
I WANT: MEAT
I HAVE: A HIT PUT ON THE AUTHOR OF THIS QUIZ
I WISH: THIS WERE OVER NOW
I HATE: TYPING
I FEAR: NOTHING
I HEAR: EXTOL - CONFESSION OF INADEQUACY
I WONDER: IF I'LL KEEL OVER SOON
I REGRET: THIS.
I LOVE: EVERYONE.
I ACHE: IN MY...PITUITARY.
I'm ALWAYS: HATIN'.
I SING: LOUDLY.
I CRY: OUT IN AFRICAN.
I WRITE: THESE ANSWERS. OVER AND OVER.
I CONFUSE: MYSELF.
5. SCRUFF OR CLEAN SHAVEN: If I could form a beard, I'd form an opinion.
6. QUIET OR LOUD: DIET ON CLOUD
7. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: LAWNS AND CHEVETTES
8. BITCHY OR SLUTTY: TWITCHY AND MUDDY

WHICH IS BETTER:
1. COKE OR PEPSI: BLOKE WITH NARCOLEPSY
2. SPRITE OR 7UP: 'SRIGHT, BEAM ME UP.
3. GIRLS OR GUYS: CURLS OF FRIES
4. FLOWERS OR CANDY: SHOWERS ARE DANDY.

Definately SHOULDN'T have done that.

Well, there it is, anyway. Have fun, kids.