Take a stand.

I actually copied and pasted that title from Google. 4 billion is a freaking monkeyload of webpages to search through. Including mine. That's right, ladies and germs, if you search for "cliffsmonkey," you find my website. It rocks so hard.

Anyway, I decided to write this entry about today, surprisingly enough. February 18th, 2016. Yeah, so first there was school, which a bunch of people weren't at (the nameliest ones being Nikki and Alex) and then there was snowboarding, went riding with Libby and Erica for the first run, and somehow me an Libby lost her on Breeze, which she had previously been saying, and I quote: "*slightly annoyed voice* But it's SO easy!" As me an Libby were saying, so much for that. So me and Libby went on a few runs and somehow could never coordinate getting both of us on the lift at the same time. Yeah, so then she went inside with her pop and I took some runs down Twister, and I rocked them like nothing else. I was going faster than a mullet wig in a rinse cycle. I shot off of like every dropoff and got like 5 feet of air at least every time. I then proceeded back to the lodge, only to be challenged to a race against Eric and Sam down none other than Twister. So there I was, destroying the competition, when I had the most insane wipeout of my life. Most distance, highest speed, least injury, most air while not in control; I broke all kinds of personal bests. Somehow I still managed first place until Eric came up behind me right before the finish line. OH well, there's always next week.

Then, after this already hilarious afternoon, I went to some Awana Bible Quiz me little sis is in. At whatever church that was at, there's JV Awana. The JV quiz teams were all girls. So, they get up there in their little circles of chairs, and so the question would be asked, and suddenly, they would break into

teheTEHE haha godliness tehe HAHA hoho

while writing down the answer on pieces of paper, such that ALL of them are just giggling like a bunch of...well, a bunch of JV girls. Me and Jess were poking fun at them the rest of the night. It was great fun to watch, and even greater fun to horrendously recreate.

Oh, and I wrote a "Baby Got Back" parody. I call it (and I just thought of this), "Baby Got Mac(adamia)." So far this is what I have written.

I like mixed nut and I can not lie
You other munchers can't deny
When you eat cashews
That are mixed with pecans
You don't even need bon-bons

You say
YUM