Take a stand.

Ok, so I'm here on the computer, messing with the Jerk's Mindsay, because he won't get on and do it himself. So I'm here, minding my own business (well, the Jerk's business, but that's unimportant ), and suddenly, without any warning, (and mind you, this was like 5 minutes ago) I'm being purple-nurpled by an unknown attacker. After I'm done spazzing out from shock, I turn to see Dave and Laura running down the stairs; I followed them down but they were on their way down the driveway by the time I got down there. Apparently Dave had the bright idea to sneak over and attack me unawares, and then flee the scene of the crime. It was pretty horrible, painful, and utterly hilarious.

Which reminds me, I compiled a list (with Dave and Laura's help on the way home from school) of the Favorite things of a Purple-Nurpler. They are as follows:

Movie: Twister
Book: Oliver Twist
Soda: Pepsi Twist
Candy: Twix
Dance: the Twist
Band: Twisted Sister
Song: Twist and Shout
Snack: Cheese Twists
Weather: Tornado
Game: Twister
Power Tool: Precision Drill
Fastener: Twist Tie

Hey, we all get bored sometimes.

(I just get really bored )