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I felt like bombing this quiz. I hope you laugh at least once :-P

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-Basics-
Full Name: Benjermin A. Mosha
Nickname: Peon, The 6th Jackson
Birthday: February 31st,1899
Eye color: Orange
Height: 3'4"
Natural Hair Color: spleen
Nationality: Krypton
Lefty/righty: Lighty Refty
Glasses: i prefer mugs
Braces: on my legs

-Preferences-
Coke or Pepsi: Poke
Wake up early or Go to bed late: Go to up early.
Red or Green apples: gred
BSB or NSYNC: Kitchen Sync
Pants or Shorts: Ports
Bath or Shower: neither
Black and White or Color: im colorblind so it doesnt matter
Hot or Cold: I like to hold cots
Winter or summer: Bummer
Sing or Dance: Ding
Ocean or pool: the well
Pool or Hot Tub: cesspool
Sunrise or Sunset: Runsize
Ski or Board: Bored
Love or Lust: PixieDust
Cats or Dogs: TrueDat
Read or Write: Right
Kiss or Hug: well theyre both Hershey's chocolate
Night or Day: tHE tWILIGHT zONE
Roller Coaster fun or scary: Scarifying
One or Two Pillows:eleventy-one
Rich and Unhappy or Poor and Happy: Sore and Flabby.
CD or Tape: duct tape
Pen or Pencil: Penicillin
Money or fame: Funny
Mustang or limo: OrangiTang
7up or Sprite: WordUp
Looks or personality: personal hygiene

-Random Questions-
Were you named after anyone: My Mom
Do you wish on stars: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If you were making a movie about yourself, would you play you: no Jimmy would, duh
Do you like your hand writing: i like when my hand is still
What is the 1st priority in your life: doorknob salesmen
What is your main goal in life: that one from when i played soccer in first grade
Any bad habits: no i like frodo and sam pretty good
What store would you never be caught dead in: the morgue
If you were another person, would you be friends with you: me
Do you pray: outside on the swingset
Do you trust others easily: only if they give me a dollar with a picture of Bill Clinton taped to it
Do you have a journal: one time i went on a long journey...
Do you like sarcasm: spelled backwards
What is your name spelled backwards: sarcasm
Do you have a special someone: not with me
If so who: The Who
If not, do u have a crush: that would hurt
If so, who: Kitchen Sync
Who is the prettiest person you know:my grandma
Do you watch a lot of TV: I AM TV
What is your favorite show: ME

-If you were stranded on a desert island...-
Who's the one person you would want to be stuck with: Regis Philbin
If you could bring 5 people who would they be: Regis Philbin and his twin, Phlegis, and HIS twin, Beegis,and HIS twin...
What 3 things would you bring: Regis Philbin, and a pants, and a hillbilly from California
Do you believe in fate: i think obesity is a problem in...Jamaica

-FAVORITES-
Color: Regis...nvm
Time of day to eat: yesterday
Book from your childhood: The Haunting
Coloring utensil: Spatula
Food: Paint
Drink: Paint
Snack: Paint
Dessert: Paint Remover
Animal: Regis Philbin
Holiday: Cinco de Mayonaisse
Sports: buttboarding
School Subject: Regis Philbin
Day: Philday
Place to vacation that you've actually been: Philbin World
Movie: Ferris Philbin's Day Off
Number: D
Song: Bingo the Clown
Band: Regis Philbin and the Philbettes
Singer: Shania...Philbin?
Card game: Poke-a-man

-WHAT COMES TO UR MIND WHEN U HEAR-
Money: Regis Philbin
Gum: Bum
Blue: Stew
Frogs: Clogs
Candy: Schmandy
Weird: Smeared
Santa: Regis Philbin
Duck: schmuck
Cookie: Wookie


-Yes or No-
Do you believe in love at first sight: Regis Philbin
Get married: to Regis Philbin
Do you want kids: Regis Philbin Jr.
If so how many? -14
Do you like anyone at the present time: Regis Philbin
Do you eat chicken fingers with a fork: Regis Philbin does
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: my stuffed bear Phil Bin
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: if they are there already
Do you like sleeping: on the roof in the winter
Do u have anything pierced? Regis Philbin
Do you pluck your eyebrows: no i like my unibrow its sexy


-Family...-
Who are your siblings: Regette Philbin
Do you get along with your rents: i own my house
Do you have any favorite cousins? Keygen Philcan
Are your parents together or divorced: theyre divorced siamese twins
In your family who are you closest to: Ragess Foulban
Do you associate with other relatives: i like primates