Take a stand.

For those of you that don't know, that's a school, NOT a person. My high school's praise band went over to Candia to jam with their praise band for their chapel, and then we hung out at their school all day, even though we're on vacation. Screwy, ain't it? Anyway, I was going to write all of these notes, jokes, etc. out so everyone that didn't go would understand them, but I'm too lazy. Anybody else that went, feel free to add stuff by replying. I got a bunch of stuff, but there was so much hilarity I must've forgotten something.

The Girl Scouts (Wave the Flag)
"Hi, how much is your biggest Big 'n' Tasty meal?"
Fellito de Grande
More-io and Loogey (Surfer accent twist on Mario and Luigi )
"Hi, I'm an insignificant vocalist!" name tags
Sitting up in the "little-kid soundproof" room and watching everyone practice
Getting whacked (or hacked? ) in the boonies by our hospitable hosts
Making fun of Californians (mostly the accent)
Going to Mexico
The 'thrillogy' ("Hey, my dad has that thrillogy!" )
playing "Hot Hoops" (I am the master)
pretending to be Ahnuld ("As Governator..." )
the good monkeys beating up the mean, evil monkeys on Samurai Jack on the huge TV
dealing with Jeremy's feet
Mr. Lucas making me think we were there early
I sang in front of people
Mrs. Percle
French class (Cuckoo *BANG BANG*, Frerer Jacque-a, or however you spell it)
Make like the French and "parte"
Pre-calculus, I LEARNed AND Erik understood (psychadelic fumes could be the culprit of this strange, strange phenomenon )
Walking back from pre-calc and hearing trig functions in MORE THAN ONE (>1 ) conversation ("So, the cotangent of pi is undefined, but using it's algebraic equivalent, we find that the formula, being the sqared cosecant of 3 pi over 2 being the numerator, and cotangent of pi as the denominator, is, in reality, equivalent to zero." Note: That really is an equation, I'm not making this up)
"So, what'd you do on vacation?" "Eh, went to school."
Nikki taught me what "cold" looks like in "girl language" (some offshoot of sign language I suppose )
Nice-teeth had a Space Ghost shirt ("Can you take off your second shirt so I can see your first one better?" )
"You can't take hoverboards on water...unless you've got power!"
Tape burners
History class (SO BORING) got the floor all dirty because I held the door
Nikki thinks my scarf looks gay "No, not on you!"
Libby was cold so she kept grabbing me by the arm
Geometry (Darned boring, already knew everything, wrote out a bunch of proofs that no one knew but me )
"helping" Libby decide what to get at Friendly's (just "pushing her in the right direction" )

And I never remembered to make a joke about this, but that odd musical group on that tape we watched was called "The Goads," but at first I thought it said they were "The Gonads." Freaked me out there for a sec.