Take a stand.

Grr, I hate being home sick from school. My entire head is throbbing with allergies or something. It's annoying, because I actually had all of my homework done this time. Also, me laptop is struggling and it keeps freezing, so I'm on the desktop upstairs. Other than that and breakfast I been on my couch in my room watching TV and eating chips. Which brings me to why I am writing this: I'm watching PBS, and the Teletubbies come on. THey're all dancing around, teaching me about 2 and rectangles, when suddenly I think, Why the heck are a bunch of aliens with TVs in their bellies broadcasting their own TV show from within a missile silo dressed up as a hill? So I figure, hey, that might make somebody laugh, might as well put it on me blog. As I opened my laptop, the absolute strangest show ever invented came on. It's like this possessed disco ball with rainbows flowing out the back of it as a bunch of Japanese kids make a sad attempt at singing "booh-bah" along with the music. Then the camera angle went into the possessed disco ball to reveal a swingset made out of gigantic fuzzy tablespoons. Out of the spoons pop 5 oddly-pigmented beings that resembled (quite closely in fact) an obese missing link between aliens and Big Bird. They all flew out of the ball and landed on some obscure CG landscape and started dancing around like Richard Simmons to some otherworldly tribal trance beat. And this is on PBS! And that was just the first 10 minutes! I'm not even going to go into the part with the monotonous British narrator, or when the Japanese kid started dancing around a gigantic, rainbow-colored Old Faithful!