Take a stand.

(note to Nikki: this one has more hilarity and fewer carbs than the lunch version ) Ok, I've had weird dreams that I've put on here before, but this one trumps them all. Its utter deranged-ness and lack of relevance amaze me. It was kindof fun though, I suppose. Anyway, up the curtains go; comes way this evil something. (got that from Nikki, quite hilarious, I must say )

Ok, so I was at school, and I had somehow managed to find a frozen macaroni dinner that allowed me to shift time back and forth. (For those of you wondering, I'm now describing my dream. ) So, for the first bit--which I unfortunately don't do much that I remember--I just sortof played around with it; like, for instance, I took Jesse A. and left him somewhere in the time-space continuum. His hair was pretty odd too, sorta like Mrs. Sale-ski's new do, except with the sides shaved. (Although that fact is just a tad irrelevant.) Yeah, so suddenly it gets dark, and everyone is going outside and exclaiming randomly, and I go out to discover:
1. It's suddenly stormy and REALLY dark.
and
2. A bunch of massacred African kids were all over the place, right in front of the school.

Seeing this, I realize that only I--the bearer of the Frozen Macaroni Dinner of Power--only I could save these kids. (It's so inspiring, yet so...cheesy. ) So, knowing my noble task, I return to the school kitchen to retrieve my precious time-shifter, only to discover that Mrs. Thayer just happened to put it in a HUGE box with hundreds of other dinners that just so happened to lack time-shifting powers. (well, maybe if you heated them to 88 degrees...but that only happens in 80's "thrillogies." ) Fortunate for me, the Dinner of Power always had weird titles for the food that was in it, and it changed every time I went on a joyride across the fabric of space. So, in the end, I managed to find it, and then, of course, everyone knows that no self-respecting time-shifting superBen can go on a noble mission without sidekicks.() So I sought out Jason and Nikki, and took them back with me about 6 hours, when it just happens that it was quite a bit sunnier and a lot less dark. Funny how evil can really mess up the weather sometimes. Yeah, so I saved the African kids by stacking them all onto a trampoline with the help of my sidekicks, although Jason disappeared sometime. Guess he got lazy and decided to shift *back to the future* () or something. Yeah, so I got to save some African kids using a Frozen Macaroni Dinner of Power. It doesn't get more deranged than that.