Take a stand.

I just arrived home from the dentist's. Did you know that, among medical professionals, dentists are the most likely to commit suicide? It's because no one wants to see them because it hurts to go to the dentist, so they feel unhelpful and unloved. So, the next time you see the dentist, remember to say "Thanks for the fillings, dude" or "Thanks for, like, whitening my teeth, bro." He brightens your teeth, you should brighten his day.

Oh, and at Wal-Mart, I saw a woman driving a car with license plates that said "PMS666."

(I have to say, I agree )