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Those Blasted Crazy MOFOS
You know what, I really hate stalkers and internet predators.

You know why?

Because I want to trot the US and meet every single one of you, my friends, but that fact that I could REALLY be a pushing-30 parent-house-living balding rapist tends to hinder that kind of thing.

I think it bleeding sucks, mate.

At any rate, I'd really love to set up shows near my Mindsay and Myspace friend's houses and head out and meet 'em and such, but I probably can't, for those very same reasons.

Now, I suppose YOU could be one o' thems, but I'm RIPPED, JACKED, and otherwise MUSCLY. (sortof)

AKA, you don't want to mess with THIS kid, so step off now.



But oh boy, if I ever do find one o' them sickos, expect to see a kick upside the face, fiends.

From my brand-new AMAZING shoes that I totally picked up today.



Not to change subject or anything. XP



 
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